Claire & New Material! ? !

[Stepstar90]

OK, I was randomly browsing....http://www.claire-richards.com/, when I read this:

19 Oct 2004 - Claire Update...
Earlier today Claire-Richards.com recieved an email from John Proctor about what Claire is doing.

Claire is currently working on new material, just seeing what she wants to do in the near future.
Nothing has been planned release wise as yet.

Claire would like to thank the fans for their continued support!

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It seems good and all, but I just wonder if its true.

Anyway there ya go!

[Truestepper]

sean contacted Johnny P *cos he used to be Steps and HnC's tour manager and he reg Claires official site* and thats what he got back - it fits in with what others have said too!

[SeanieB]

yup..

got the distinct impression there is no sense of urgency for a return...

but I do beleive she is attempting it!

[Truestepper]

she'll be at home, singing into the ketchup bottle!

[Stepstar90]

Originally posted by Truestepper@Oct 19 2004, 06:44 PM
she'll be at home, singing into the ketchup bottle!
I cant help laughing................. :lol:




Stepstar90 Story: (READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, IM VERY BORED!)

A random girl in my maths class was talking to the girl beside me about what she was making for, Food Tech (BLAH BLAH). When my ears began to move (NOT REALLY)

"Me and Caroline were watching this old video, because we found it and just though we'd watch it and have a laugh (YEH SURE)"

Then the girl besides me interupts and says what was the video?"

And to cut this story short...It was "STEPS The Video" & she was making "Pasta A'La Clara"

But what makes the story embarrasing........

"I'm making this recipe that Claire made out of Steps"

When I burst out with "Pasta A'La Clare!

Anyway told you I was bored ;)

[SeanieB]

Originally posted by Truestepper@Oct 19 2004, 06:44 PM
she'll be at home, singing into the ketchup bottle!
like i always say.,.. miming to Gold on a sunday morning... doing the housework!

[Stepstar90]

Originally posted by SeanieB+Oct 19 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SeanieB @ Oct 19 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Truestepper@Oct 19 2004, 06:44 PM
she'll be at home, singing into the ketchup bottle!
like i always say.,.. miming to Gold on a sunday morning... doing the housework! [/b][/quote]
You 2 crack me up :lol: I CAN PICTURE IT!

[N!ck]

If Claire signed a record deal do you reckon she would prefer to be paid money or Crunchies........ :woot:

[SeanieB]

Originally posted by N!ck@Nov 7 2004, 03:05 PM
If Claire signed a record deal do you reckon she would prefer to be paid money or Crunchies........ :woot:
money.... :rolleyes: she never got the crunchie thing

[bazza]

Originally posted by SeanieB+Nov 7 2004, 03:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SeanieB @ Nov 7 2004, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-N!ck@Nov 7 2004, 03:05 PM
If Claire signed a record deal do you reckon she would prefer to be paid money or Crunchies........ :woot:
money.... :rolleyes: she never got the crunchie thing [/b][/quote]
Didn't a fan once explain it to her at a signing and she blushed? :lol:

[Matt5BB]

Sorry, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Can you explain please?
Crunchies?

[Truestepper]

Wasn't it Faye who told her after a fan gave her a crunchie at the gold signing and she had a load thrown at her at g-a-y!!

The crunchie thing tho - hmm welllllll......It was in one issue of FHM - an alternative use for a crunchie (Dildo) and her gay gurl fans picked on it and started giving her them, prolly as a subtle way of saying 'i wanna do you'!

[Stepstar90]

Originally posted by Truestepper@Nov 7 2004, 09:18 PM
Wasn't it Faye who told her after a fan gave her a crunchie at the gold signing and she had a load thrown at her at g-a-y!!

The crunchie thing tho - hmm welllllll......It was in one issue of FHM - an alternative use for a crunchie (Dildo) and her gay gurl fans picked on it and started giving her them, prolly as a subtle way of saying 'i wanna do you'!
:woot:

[Truestepper]

oh and there was a song.....I will find it for you!

Btw people I ain't one of THOSE fans lol!!!!

[Truestepper]

Right...be afraid people..be VERY afraid. This is to the tune of that song Lee did - We're Gonna Have A Party

We're Gonna Have A... Crunchie

We're gonna have a crunchie, lets go down tonight
So come on everybody, gonna make you fizz alright
We're gonna have a crunchie, gonna make you lose control
Come on nowand feel it on your hole

I was alone, I was feeling around
No further left to go
Till I realised what I'd found
Called my friend up on the phone
So I wasn't on my own
And we helped eachother
You came, brought a crunchie too
As you walked through the door
I realised what to do
And I knew you would agree
I want it inside of me

And tonight we're gonna find
How to blow your mind

We're gonna have a crunchie, lets go down tonight
So come on everybody, gonna make you fizz alright
We're gonna have a crunchie, gonna make you lose control
Come on nowand feel it on your hole

Come on now, let me hear you scream

Now is the time for the crunchie vibe
Honeycomb inside makes you feel alive
As the chocolate melts, we're gonna get hot
I'm gonna push it in till you're begging me to stop
Now scream (SCREAM) with the friday feeling
Raise the roof off the ceiling
Listen up, now you know what to do
Give me a crunchie just from you

Have you got the friday feeling? (We've got that friday feeling)
Have you got the friday feeling? (We've got that friday feeling)
Have you got the friday feeling? (We've got that friday feeling)

We're gonna have a crunchie, lets go down tonight
So come on everybody, gonna make you fizz alright
We're gonna have a crunchie, gonna make you lose control
Come on now and feel it on your hole
We're gonna have a crunchie, lets go down tonight
So come on everybody, gonna make you fizz alright
We're gonna have a crunchie, gonna make you lose control
Come on now and feel it on your hole

[N!ck]

Yeh it was just a joke playing on from back in them days lol!
but i must have read about five interviews where she said stuff like "Loads of fans just kept giving me crunchies at one point i dont know why and i ate tonnes! they must have thought it was my favourite chocolate bar or something" made me giggle.
Now its probably her daily routine: watch Home & Away repeat at 6 and have a nice crunchie......

[Matt5BB]

So in other words she was supposed to use a candy bar for a dildo? Oh Dear Lord, no wonder she blushed. Poor Claire. She did eat a lot of them though.....

[SeanieB]

Originally posted by Matt5BB@Nov 8 2004, 09:16 AM
So in other words she was supposed to use a candy bar for a dildo? Oh Dear Lord, no wonder she blushed. Poor Claire. She did eat a lot of them though.....
did she? :rolleyes:

[Matt5BB]

I don't know, I was just kidding. :D